What would Orwell think? A slogan on a T-shirt worn by the statistically most likely architect of our inevitable dystopia. […]
What a time to be alive… Global conflicts, pandemics and natural disasters. Winning on the dystopian outcome lottery has never […]
We love the supertram so we wrote a song about it. What can we say, the supertram is great and […]
A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker… In the days of old you could identify a person’s trade by simply […]
Another year of forced Christmas cheer coming to a ghetto near you where once again we are pushed to bury […]
As we move into the age of consent sex offenders have been forced to evolve by learning to hide in […]
If there’s one thing surrendering your DNA to private companies can teach you it’s that you’re a mongrel. Our ancestors […]
British culture is in terminal decline and there is only one thing responsible… Americanisation. As people say Hi instead of […]
Welcome to the modern age! Education fails to teach society how to think and parents leave their children to wander […]
Like a sadder, even more depressing version of America’s next top model, social media still remains the domain of vacuous […]
